Thank goodness I can come up with a quick white lie (a skill I learned from Grandma Darlene)—The Authorities caught me (after the fact) unearthing my dream bone. But I told her that an Earthquake hit…Didn’t she feel it?? Look what it did to Woodstock and Mr Bear….She believes me (I think) keeping my paws crossed..
I am now among the working class. I have been newly hired to be my Aunt Kelly’s dog 🐶 assistant and I work for treats and pets. I got to work from home today so no fancy pant furs for me. I watched her on that small screen thing that sets on her lap and I guarded papers. Then I turned around and napped on the recliner part of the work couch and I also napped in the chair. This work thing makes me sleepy 😌. I must ponder 🤔 and see if it happens tomorrow..
I can’t even look at the authorities today. She came home from “work” with an odd smell. It wasn’t Lewis my sh!t mix nephew nor was it Haymitch the cat… It was an odd smell. Something I haven’t smelled before…I sniffed and sniffed and just turned away… I can’t even look at her. She finally told me it was Rory. What the heck is a Rory? She then precedes to tell me Rory is a full Sh!t puppy and she is my friend Sophie’s sister. Whatever authorities….
I must go ponder 🤔 this problem!!
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One ☝️ More Big Sleep 😴 and Uncle Tim will be back at the crate. I can’t wait. First off, I will let him admire how handsome I am from my spa day. The authorities and the girl took me. And then it will be time to nap in his chair together. Lastly I will tell him what madness went on with Aunt Kelly, The Authorities and the girl while he was away from the crate….
One ☝️ More Big Sleep 😴
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It’s been one Big Sleep 😴 since Uncle Tim left the crate and has not returned. So being a good nephew dog 🐶. I thought I would take his chariot out for a ride today. Oh my goodness, I give that Hemi Motor 10 paws 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 and a snap! Whoa 😲 it was a fun ride…..
Now I must go take a nap 😴. Going fast makes me sleepy…
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Since the authorities goes to “work” for my packet food and treats, I decided to do something nice for her. I left her a treat by her pillows. I hope she 💕 the dream bones as much as I do. Off the guard the crate until Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly gets home. Then nap 😴. That way I know where all my humans are…
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Besides the Girl having a slumber party with the Authorities last night, I learned that Lewis my sh!t nephew spent the night too. So as soon as he left this morning I had to secure my duck. Lewis didn’t mess with it so all is good.. When the authorities arrived home from “work”, I was taken on my chariot ride and all was well. Then I had pizza 🍕 and cupcakes for my birthday dinner with the authorities, Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly. Even the girl popped back by to share a cupcake with me. It was a great Birthday. I am in need of a nap 😴 now.
Peace ✌🏻 out!!
Love MadMax 🐾🐾❤️❤️🎉🎉🍕🍕✌🏻✌🏻😴😴