Hey I know that tiny Human


Dear Diary,

How very delightful to open up The Odessan and see this tiny Human named Rae…. It makes me happy to see my pack people being recognized..

Way to Go Rae…..

Later taters

Love MadMax



Having my cake and eating tooπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚


Dear Diary,

Well unlike the saying goes…I did have my cake and I ate tooπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

My Birthday Cake… It was wonderful to have my pack with me to celebrate πŸŽ‰ the big 9.

I am so happy that the Authorities (I even let her 🎢 to me without rolling my eyes πŸ‘€), the Girl and the upstairs people had Birthday πŸŽ‚ with me. Have I told you how much I ❀️ my pack.

Now I must nap from all the celebrating…


Love MadMax πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽΆπŸŽΆβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸΆπŸΆπŸΎπŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

**Why Max Why**


Dear Dairy,

It was 4:45 am this morning and all the Authorities could say was:

Why Max Why?

Why did you πŸ’© so close to my πŸš— ?

You know why I did that? Because that crazy haired woman made me pick up my πŸ’© yesterday.

Revenge baby revenge…

Love MadMaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΆπŸΆπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸš—πŸš—


Art and I don’t get along~~


Dear Diary,

Have you meet Art? He is a nasty 🀒 fellow and sometimes we don’t get along. He makes me walk like an old man dog and I don’t like it. Art also visits the Authorities and the people that live upstairs. Guess you have figured out that Art is really that thing called Arthritis and he made me slow this morning.. darn him. However, the Authorities gave me some crunchy peanut butter and I felt better. So off we go with her singing 🎡🎡🎡 just a teaspoon of peanut butter helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down. Now that I think πŸ€” about the crazy woman spiked my peanut butter…

Well back to the day, we head outside and she tells me I must pick up my πŸ’©. It took me along time to carefully select the perfect spots for my πŸ’©. It helps the grass grow better so I can roll in it. However she made me pick it up so my train πŸš‚ that I finally caught can roll into the yard. My work is never done…

Later Love MadMax



Where is the blankies???


Dear Diary,

Today is the Authorities last day home before she goes back 1st shift at the place she earns money for my packet food and I thought we could just snuggles all day long in bed. Well apparently she has other ideas πŸ’‘….

Where are the blankies?? Well I went for a walk about and found them in the bathtub that goes round and round… she said she needed a fresh clean smell on the blankies but however I have other plans… I will rub my face all over them once she places them back on the bed. That will teach her a lesson…


I now must go watch the round and round bathtub..

Later Tater

Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎπŸΆπŸΆπŸ›πŸ›




Dear Diary,

If I lay real still the Authorities can’t find me.. I just can’t Mondays….

Later Tater

Love MadMax 🐾🐾🐢🐢😴😴


Saturday’s are for???


Dear Dairy,

Saturday’s are for??? That is the question I posed to the Authorities.. I say Saturday’s are for unlimited naps, sniffs in hood and treats… However she had another idea…

~~Songs—Shake it shake it like a dirty rug… Play that funky music 🎡 MadMax and the best or worst is Clean up Clean up your Crate Max.. why must I deal with this craziness….

Well she does she good pets and treats. She lets me FaceTime with the Girl and the best is she lets me drive… I ❀️ to drive.

I will put up with her crazy songs and crazy dances as long as I can nap and sniff later…..😴😴

Off to check on her progress so I can napzzz

Later Tater

Love MadMax 🐢🐢🐾🐾😴😴🎡🎡


Pedi and Hot Dogs


Dear Diary,

The Authorities and I slept in this morning and it was glorious. I got to go out and sniff my hood and all was good and had a nice breakfast of my packet food. And then I got 645,098 pets from the Authorities. All is good or so I thought. She throws a hat on her wacky hair and puts me in the four wheel walker and off we go. I πŸ’­ think it’s too darn cold to do the walkies but then she turns left on the semi big highway 24. That means one thing and one thing only. I can’t I can’t say it. Yes off we go to the Vet’s office. Why oh why must we go I ask. She said we must go to get the clicky toenails trim. Why oh why I ask. Well with clicky nails, you can’t be a ninja Max, she said. I had to ponder πŸ€” this for a minute and I then agreed. I like to be a ninja Max. I got to see my friend Beth and that made me πŸ˜ƒ. Then off to the Sonic and I got a nice hot dog “no bun still low carb” All in all it was a good morning with the Authorities…

Later Tater

Love MadMax πŸΆπŸΆπŸΎπŸΎπŸ’­πŸ’­πŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Low carb and naps


Dear Diary,

You know the old saying,” I am on a low carb diet, when I feel low, I eat carbs”. Well not this evening, the Authorities decided to get her apron on and become Betty freaking Crocker and make me some low carb peanut butter cookies and you know what…they are damn delicious πŸ˜‹. She needs to do this more often….πŸ˜›

Plus our life is going back to norman.. No more sleeping 😴 for her when the 🌞 is shining…she starts back to her 1st shift schedule next week. Thank goodness πŸ˜… now I can nap 😴 with Uncle Tim and supervise him on the “projects” he works on in his crate behind the big crate..

Later Tater…


MadMax 🐢🐢🐾🐾😴😴πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸͺπŸͺπŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸŒžπŸŒž


Blankety safety


Dear Diary,

Momma had to leave me today to go and “work” hard for my packet food. However she was not gone long and I thank sweet baby Jesus for that. Those upstairs authorities have placed my upstairs slumber area a mess. How am I supposed to have quality sleep with Aunt Kelly, who by the way left me for 2 Big Sleeps.

So they got this machine that makes super loud noises and I can’t escape to the outdoors so my Momma wrapped me up in the softest blanket ever and held me… Thanks Momma… and have I ever mentioned I hate home remodeling…


Love Mad Mad

πŸΎπŸΎπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸΆπŸΆπŸ”¨πŸ”¨ 😴😴

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