1, 2 Pick Up Sticks

5/6/17

Dear Diary,

There she goes again, making up songs. I so hate that…. 1,2 pick up sticks, 3,4 oh hell no…I so hate yard work. This is what I think of yard work… 😜😜

Later 

Love MadMax 🐾🐾❀️🐢😜😜

White Liar πŸ€₯Β 

5-2-17

Thank goodness I can come up with a quick white lie (a skill I learned from Grandma Darlene)—The Authorities caught me (after the fact) unearthing my dream bone. But I told her that an Earthquake hit…Didn’t she feel it?? Look what it did to Woodstock and Mr Bear….She believes me (I think) keeping my paws crossed..

Later

Love MadMax 

Working Class MadMax

5/1/17

Dear Diary,

I am now among the working class. I have been newly hired to be my Aunt Kelly’s dog 🐢 assistant and I work for treats and pets. I got to work from home today so no fancy pant furs for me. I watched her on that small screen thing that sets on her lap and I guarded papers. Then I turned around and napped on the recliner part of the work couch and I also napped in the chair. This work thing makes me sleepy 😌. I must ponder πŸ€” and see if it happens tomorrow..

Later 

Love MadMaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΆπŸΆπŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ€”πŸ€”