I can’t even…..

4/25/17

Dear Diary,

I can’t even look at the authorities today. She came home from “work” with an odd smell. It wasn’t Lewis my sh!t mix nephew nor was it Haymitch the cat… It was an odd smell. Something I haven’t smelled before…I sniffed and sniffed and just turned away… I can’t even look at her. She finally told me it was Rory. What the heck is a Rory? She then precedes to  tell me Rory is a full Sh!t puppy and she is my friend Sophie’s sister. Whatever authorities….

I must go ponder πŸ€” this problem!!

Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸΆπŸΆ

One ☝️ More Big Sleep πŸ˜΄

4/17/17

Dear Diary,

One ☝️ More Big Sleep 😴 and Uncle Tim will be back at the crate. I can’t wait. First off, I will let him admire how handsome I am from my spa day. The authorities and the girl took me. And then it will be time to nap in his chair together. Lastly I will tell him what madness went on with Aunt Kelly, The Authorities and the girl while he was away from the crate….

One ☝️ More Big Sleep 😴

Love MadMax πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸΎπŸΎβ˜οΈβ˜οΈπŸΆπŸΆπŸ›πŸ›

New Chariot Ride!!πŸš›πŸš›

4/13/17

Dear Diary,

It’s been one Big Sleep 😴 since Uncle Tim left the  crate and has not returned. So being a good nephew dog 🐢. I thought I would take his chariot out for a ride today. Oh my goodness, I give that Hemi Motor 10 paws 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 and a snap! Whoa 😲 it was a fun ride….. 

Now I must go take a nap 😴. Going fast makes me sleepy…

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸš›πŸš›