Pay it forward!!!


Dear Diary,

Since the authorities goes to “work” for my packet food and treats, I decided to do something nice for her. I left her a treat by her pillows. I hope she πŸ’• the dream bones as much as I do. Off the guard the crate until Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly gets home. Then nap 😴. That way I know where all my humans are…

Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎπŸΆπŸΆπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄


What a Birthday πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰


Dear Diary,

Besides the Girl having a slumber party with the Authorities last night, I learned that Lewis my sh!t nephew spent the night too. So as soon as he left this morning I had to secure my duck. Lewis didn’t mess with it so all is good.. When the authorities arrived home from “work”, I was taken on my chariot ride and all was well. Then I had pizza πŸ• and cupcakes for my birthday dinner with the authorities, Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly. Even the girl popped back by to share a cupcake with me. It was a great Birthday. I am in need of a nap 😴 now. 

Peace ✌🏻 out!!

Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ•πŸ•βœŒπŸ»βœŒπŸ»πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄