King of the Worldย 

2/28/17

Dear Diary,

I am King of the World or at least King of Tanyard Acres… the authorities took me on a golf cart ride and I feel fabulous…and Happy Madri Gras 

#Laissez les bons temps rouler

Love MadMax๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพโค๏ธโค๏ธ  ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘

She is home…

2/27/17

Dear Diary,

The authorities finally came home from The girls. She had 3sleeps and I wasn’t invited. She did however bring me packet food so I pronder on the packet food for now and mostly forgive her. I know the cat thing and my nephew shit didn’t go on golf cart rides but I will on Tuesday And let everyone know I am the king  of tan yard drive,

Love MadMax ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿก๐Ÿก

Happinessย 

2/20/17

Dear Diary,

Happiness is when the authorities pick me up from the doggie spa๐Ÿ›. Happiness is when I get all my stinky furs cut offโœ‚๏ธ. Happiness is going to the doggie spa with my newphew dog Lewis๐Ÿถ. Happiness is seeing the Girl this morning๐Ÿ‘ฉ. Happiness is just riding in the car with the authorities๐Ÿš—. I am just so happy ๐Ÿ˜Š.. Happy National Pet day my pawesome friends!!!

Love Happy MadMaxโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›โœ‚๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ

Yes Please!!

2/18/17

Dear Diary,

Yes Please I would like that French Toast Bagel with honey ๐Ÿฏ walnut cream cheese!! Thanks for bring it home from the baby ๐Ÿ‘ถ shower that I was not invited too!!! 

Love MadMax ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ

Easter ๐Ÿฃ Hat

2/17/17

Dear Diary,

The authorities has lost her ever loving mind. She came home from “work” with an Easter ๐Ÿฃ Hat for me to wear!! There is no way in this lifetime that thing will go on my head. I will bit the hand that feeds me for sure….She is a wacka a doo!!

Later

Love MadMax ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

On the mend!!

2/11/17

Dear Dairy,

It’s been a ruff week. Every human in this house has been sick ๐Ÿ˜ท. I have to be nurse maid for all of them. It wore me out. Thank goodness it’s Saturday and the authorities didn’t have to wake at half past dark thirty this morning to go to “work”. I slept in and had my packet food in the daylight..Then it was chore time. Laundry, bedding to be washed and food prep. That’s my fav since I get to taste the creations the authorities make.๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ. Then when I thought it was nap time ๐Ÿ˜ด, we went down to the new tiny house (the John Deere lives there) and got the chariot out. Imagine my surprise that I got to go on a chariot ride in February. BEST DAY EVER!!! Spending my day with the authorities and chariot ride!!

Later Gator 

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

New Bow tie

2/1/17

Dear Diary,

The authorities went to Target after work yesterday and got me a new bow tie. I am looking very dapper and I am also sporting my Valentine Day hanky that Uncle Tim got me. As you can tell I was not too thrilled with the paparazzi taking my pic..I say good day sir!!!

Later Tater Tots

Love MadMax ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ธ