2:00 A.M.


Dear Diary,

2:00 A.M.??? What in the Sam Hill are we doing up at 2:00 A.M? The authorities is up and had my breakfast ready..What? She said she had to go to “work” so I guess that is a good enough excuse. I think I will go and snuggle with Aunt Kelly now. 

Later Gator…

Love MadMax 🐾🐾🍳🍳⏰⏰


Read me a story Momma!!


Dear Diary,

The authorities left me with Aunt Kelly and Uncle Tim for a bit today and that was fine. I napped on the couch!!! I did enjoy myself!! Well when the authorities got 🏑 we went and did some cooking 🍳..Finally we sat down and I asked Momma to read me a story. I didn’t catch the ending since she read me to 😴😴. I ❀️ when Momma reads to me.

Later tater…

Love MadMax🐾🐾❀️❀️😴😴🍳🍳

Cleaning Day🏠


Dear Diary,

You guessed it. It’s cleaning day here at the upstairs crate. Let me tell you my work it never done here. I dusted, cleaned the bathroom and used the sucky thing on the floor…it’s noisy and I hate it….but I powered through and got the whole crate cleaned for Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly. Now it’s nap time for this hard working Max…

Later Gator…

Love MadMax❀️❀️🐾🐾😴😴

Our Time…


Dear Diary,

Now this is what I’m talking about- my version of “our time”. Snuggles with the authorities. No lets walk because it’s ❀️ healthy. Just plain ole snuggles when she gets home from “work”. Then packet food time. She about ruined it when put something in my ears πŸ‘‚. But I forgave her after a bit… (she had her supper and I needed it too)

Now all is right in my crate.. Later Taters..

Love MadMax 🐾🐾❀️❀️😴😴

Free Ranging Max


Dear Diary,

The authorities arrived home from”work” a little later than normal and she didn’t smell like my Shit Mix nephew Lewis. I asked where had she been and she surprised me with two boxes of my packet food. Sweet baby Jesus… this is why I send her to “work”. I was so happy 😊 but then she tells me it’s time to get ❀️ healthy. Of course I roll my eyes πŸ‘€ at her. So we drive and end up at Uncle Blaine’s Memorial Park. Happiness 😊 returns because I can be a free range Max… I run, sniff, pee and try to chase a train πŸš‚ in the first 5 minutes and then go to the car and wait. However she continues this ❀️ healthy behavior for another 20 plus minutes. Really lady….πŸ‘€roll..I better stay with her. She has been a scatter brain lately.


Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸš‚πŸš‚πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸΆπŸΆ

Hello Uncle Ricky…

Dear Diary,
You know the saying SSDD. You guessed it–authorities plus rope thingy equals tortuous walk. “Good” for my ❀️ crap again. When well she ever learn. I am MadMax and what I say goes…. (not really- can’t make her too mad. No treats or packet food if that happens). So back to the walk. Same stretch of road, same time but it’s a different day with different smells and treasures. And of course I found one. Put that darn thing in my mouth and walked a half of a mile before she let me lead. And off we go to Uncle Ricky’s shop. I must show him. Hello Uncle Ricky… where are you?!?! That’s fine. It has been buried in a secure location for me to show him next time. Off to ponder this “good” for my ❀️ thing!
Later Tater
Love MadMax πŸΎπŸΎπŸΆπŸΆπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿβ€οΈβ€οΈ

Fireball & Walks


Dear Diary,

So it happened. The authorities got home from “work” and hooked me up to the rope thingy. Lord ole mighty it’s been a minute since she has taken me on a tortious walk. I was happy 😊 since I was with the authorities but only for a second. She made walk a mile. Why I don’t know. She said it’s good for our ❀️’s. I say Nay Nay since she doesn’t have one. She said the β˜€οΈ is good for us. Again Nay Nay. β˜€οΈmakes me sleepy 😌. But I went and I sniffed and looked for treasure. I found a nice bottle of Fireball. Let me tell you, I would have much rather tipple the bottle then walk but oh well. But at least after the walk I got to ride with my head out the window and PaPa thought I was driving.. 

Later Gator!!


MadMax ❀️❀️🐢🐢 πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸΎπŸΎπŸ·πŸ·πŸš—πŸš—