Saturday’s Adventures


Dear Diary,

Well we had a nice big sleep upstairs last night and I thought maybe we would just relax and watch ๐Ÿ“บ today but no…..We go out to the back house that has holds my chariot… and lo and behold we found a dead mouse ๐Ÿญ. So the Authorities scooped him up ( and she didn’t scream. I heard that in the past she screams when she sees ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ). We took him to the woods and had a small memorial service for him. I said a few words and then we went in had a bologna and cheese memorial breakfast. After breakfast, we go back out and the Authorities put me to work on cleaning up the damn ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿin the back. Man I am tired ๐Ÿ˜ด.. we are now off to nap since I don’t like to nap alone. 

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด


Perplexed ๐Ÿ˜•ย 


Dear Diary,

Well I am feeling very perplexed ๐Ÿ˜• this evening! The Authorities has moved her blankie and pillow up stairs. And we are setting on Aunt Kelly and Uncle Tim’s couch watching TV ๐Ÿ“บ. Where is the Aunt and Uncle? Why are we having the Big Sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด upstairs? And what does have the Authorities have planned for tomorrow? These are my perplexing questions for the evening? Well off for the big sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

Dream Sticks!ย 


Dear Diary, 

Dream Sticks!! How I love โค๏ธ you…delishness treats that taste like Peanut Butter and good for my    teeth๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. The Authorities said Jasmine Reeves dad gives them to her and I would like to give that man a lick ๐Ÿ‘… for introducing them to us. BTW-I haven’t meet Jasmine but the Authorities seem to like her. She calls her Princess Jasmine. I must ponder ๐Ÿค” that one. Oh well back to my eating the dream stick. 

Later peeps

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

Spinach Dip


Dear Diary, 

I am in love with this stuff called Spinach Dip. I stalk the Authorities for it. I like on it my hotdogs (no bun), with my packet food, the Authorities finger (I haven’t bitten her yet) or just on a plate all by itself. She however eats it with her celery and cucumbers and we are almost out. I demand that she  stops at the Target store to get more tomorrow after she leaves “work”…

I am off to dream of the delishness that I have discovered.

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿ๐ŸFall Time๐Ÿ๐Ÿ


Dear Diary,

Guess what…the leaves ๐Ÿ๐Ÿare falling and the squirrels ๐Ÿฟ are gathering nuts.. I am out playing in the leaves and hoping all my friends like Lewis, Haymitch, Butterscotch, Zeus, Bella, Sophia, Titian and the Bassett Cousins are fine and have not been gathered….

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

Manic Monday


Dear Diary,

I made sure that the Authorities was up, showered ๐Ÿšฟ and dressed early this morning. I also made sure that she feed me my lovely packet food and I sent her off to “work”. She must go earn kibble money ๐Ÿ’ฐ. I will stay here for a bit and then get Aunt Kelly ready for work so she can earn ๐Ÿ’ฐ for Uncle Tim to buy new gadgets and such. My job is never done..

Love โค๏ธ Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

The Purge


Dear Diary,

Well I am not sure what got into the authorities but since Wednesday she has been purging (whatever that is). Things have been moved, things have showed up that I barked at and things that went into the four wheel walker. Lord it has been a busy time. Well this morning she found pictures of other ๐Ÿถ dogs but not as superior as I Mad Max!!!!

She said the blonde thing is Darlene’s Darling Duchess (Grandma’s dog), the small black thing is Milo aka Mo( he ate the Girls binkies when she was a wee one) and the tall black one is Crickett (what kind of name is that and I heard she liked to roll in cow ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ). I guess that it was ok that the Authorities knew these other ๐Ÿถ because now she takes great care of me. Lessons learned from them. 

I must sleep now ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ดThe authorities has sat down for a bit!!

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

Sunday Funday my butt~~


Dear Diary,

The morning started terrific cuz we had cookies ๐Ÿช for breakfast and I seen the girl. She came over and got the authorities to go shopping (hopefully I get some kibble or bacon). While they are gone I walked the inside perimeter of the crate and napped!!! I was so glad to see them when they got home. I was in my yard minding my own business and out of nowhere this thing. This gold medal for yapping dog ๐Ÿถ thing named BUTTERSCOTCH HUGHES ran through yard over the drive way and nipped my bottom. Well I turned tail and chased him and nipped his bottom. The wall will be going up tomorrow Tim Logan!!!!

So I had to go in  and rest for a little bit this afternoon after all that drama. 

Next the authorities and I are coming from my perimeter check of the yard this evening and I decided to go visit with Aunt Kelly and Uncle Tim and I see this thing in the dining room. I turned tail (like scooby Doo) and run to the garage and bark. And bark and bark some more. WHAT THE FUT did Uncle Tim buy!!! It has went up to the top of my list of things I am scared ๐Ÿ˜ณ of….

I must go with the authorities to batcave for a bit…


Love MadMax๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

Gold Medal Max


Dear Diary,

I have been honored today to receive a Gold Medal in Napping. Let me tell you I have trained for seven long years for this Medal. I would like to think the Authorities, Uncle Tim, Aunt Kelly, and the Girl who stuck by me during my training. And thanks to all my peeps for supporting me throughout the years. 

Peace out and off to Napping land.

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ