Well this happened a couple of days ago and was just a little upset at the Authorities. I have been pondering this situation. She was late coming home for “work”. It happens sometimes but she usually has treats for me. But not this time. Oh no.. She had the smell of Lewis Leach.WTH!!! She went to see that Sh$t mix of a thing before she came home. Really!!!! She said she had to take him out for a bit since the Girl and that Cat’s Momma would be home later than normal. I call dog poo 💩💩 on that….I think she secretly sit on the new couch at the Girls crate….Well I hope that was the reason and Lewis was just there!!!
Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾
OMG!!! The girl stops by while I was out securing my hood this evening. It makes my ❤️ so happy to see her. But wait…. There is something in her car that doesn’t belong and no it’s not that Cat that lives at her crate… It’s a… I am not sure I can say it… It’s a sh*t dog mix aka Shih Tzu mix. Whatever IT is, It’s in my girls car. The authorities say “look Max you have a nephew now”. I say grrrr to the thing. So I got put back in house while the authorities stay outside. Finally I got to go back out and had a meet and greet with my “nephew”. I will have to ponder this situation and let you know how it turns out.
Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾
Well the authorities decided we needed to walk. Seriously I have been so busy today…Napping takes it out of a dog😴😴. So we go to the park so I can be a free range Max. I just love running around and sniffing everything…I am so good for 5 minutes. Then I want to go to the car…but Noooo, the authorities kept on going. Then in the middle of me trying to go the car, I see it. The biggest swimming hole. I thought well I will take a quick dip while she continues to walk. But Nooooo. She caught me. She Yelled..No Max No!!! I thought she said Go Max Go!!!. Long story short. She Won!! I didn’t get to check out the swimming hole. She said it was gross! I say who cares!! Back to pacing and waiting for her to be done walking..Authorities 1-Max and swimming hole 0!!
After my lovely dinner of packet food from the authorities I went out to survey my domain and lo and behold there was a bouncy creature running around.. I looked at him and thought what in the Sam Hill is this? I let him sniff and bounce and then I removed myself from the situation for a much needed treat and the lovely coolness of the crate. The next time I go out, it better be gone….oh yeah the authorities got me a new bow tie and I look super dapper!!!!
Well so this morning when I rose from my slumber I noticed that Aunt Kelly and Uncle Tim was home. I think heck yes, I get to spend the day with them but oh no…. They left me. WTF….So when the authorities finally showed up from “work” she told me it was their anniversary. So, I want to take a minute to wish my Aunt Kelly and Uncle Tim…Happy 26th Anniversary!!! That’s 182 in dog years.. Hope you have a great weekend and I will sniff you when you get home to make sure that you have not been around any other canines!!!