Gotta have Faith!!!


Dear Diary,

 From the words of George Michael’s

“‘Cause I gotta have faith

I gotta faith

Because I gotta to have faith faith

I gotta to have faith, faith, faith”

Well the authorities decided to sing me this morning on our drive. Drive on a Tuesday you say…..Why didn’t the authorities go to “work”. It’s Tuesday for goodness sakes. I don’t really question this logic, I was just happy that we slept in and went for a drive on a Tuesday…. She is a sneaky one that authorities. She was telling me that in her very very off key singing that we was going to see Faith, my new spa girl. Yep you guessed it. It was spa day for me. I personally liked the way I smell. You know the rolled in grass and what nots smell. It is called the Mad Max smell but apparently the household that I reside in thinks I need to smell like Canine cologne. Well I must say that after my day with Faith, I am one handsome devil….But watch out, I will go roll soon…

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ›€πŸΆπŸΆπŸΆ


Happy Birthday Aunt Diane!!


Dear Diary,

I just wanted to give a shout out to my Great Aunt Diane.. It’s her birthday and I ❀️ her. She texts the Authorities to make sure she is taking good care of me. I hope she has had a wonderful day!!!!

Love Mad Max🐾🐾 πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

Vet Visit


Dear Diary,

I was so happy that the authorities came home a little early today. We had lunch together and then a nice nap. Well then she put me in the four wheel walker and we took a drive. We drove down the highway and saw the river and then went to the Sonic and got a drink. But then something went array, she took me to the vet’s office. She said it was time for my shots..WTF…this day turned into a nightmare…just kidding. I was nervous but the authorities was with me the whole time and Dr Case was super nice and said I was doing great. I got a hot dog tonight with my packet food for being such a good boy!!!!!

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸ’‰πŸ’‰

My Hairs!!


Dear Diary,

My hairs are crazy… I need a day at the doggie spa. I have some how got olive oil in my hairs. I know olive oil is good for you but look at this hairs on my head. I was under the table when the authorities and the girl was making the stinky stuff last night. Well the count down is on for doggie spa. 14 days!!!!

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸ›€πŸ›€

Clean bed clothes!!


Dear Diary,

The authorities got up this morning and washed all the bed clothes this morning and this is me before I rub my face all over the nicely washed quilt. I must leave my smell and not the nice April freshness of Downy. Silly authorities- I rule!!🐾🐾

Hope everyone has a happy 4th of July. I will hiding in the batcave once the night time firecrackers are set off but while I wait for darkness, I will look cute and cuddly for some food. 

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸŒ­πŸŒ­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Birthday Weekend πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


Dear Diary, 

Well it’s Birthday Weekend for the good ole United States of America…. Home of the Free because of the BraveπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ!!! Oh yeah –it’s also the Authorities Birthday too. She will be like over 300 year old in dog years..  So this morning I indulged her and let her take me for a walk on the rope thingy. It was a beautiful morning, not too hot and a beautiful sunrise. But also we got to see the FlagsπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ along the way….

So happy Friday everyone!!! I am going to nap now πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Peace out✌🏻️✌🏻

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ