Save Me Obi Wan Mad Max

6-19-16 

Dear Diary,

Save me Obi Wan Mad Max!! You’re my only Hope.. Love The Duck

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

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Hosta stalking

6-18-16

Dear Diary,

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the hostas the mighty hostas, the MadMax stalks today. Oh in the hostas the mighty hostas, the MadMax stalks… A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh!

I am going to get that damn mole someday…🎀🎀🎀

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾

The Duck’s Ride

6-16-16

Dear Diary,

Appearently the Duck decided to sleep with the authorities last night instead on the living room floor at Uncle Tim’s and Aunt Kelly’s. So after rescuing the Duck, we went on a chariot ride. And now it is missing again. I believe the authorities has buried it in a basket where she keeps her furs before bath time (laundry basket). I will make a rescue attempt tomorrow while the authorities is “working” 

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

Duck Duck!!!

6-15-16

Dear Diary, 

Well the authorities would not let me take my Duck outside to bury because of this man that was out there. Something about him fixing the thing to make the cool box come on in the crate. It’s dark and getting warm in the crate. So I am playing Duck Duck in bed with the authorities. I always win because I will do the mean growl and she goes “I give up”. I am the ruler of Duck Duck unless it comes to burying it then of course she rules. 

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾πŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ₯

Damn it’s hot!!!

6-14-16

Damn it’s hot and I like it. It means no torturous walk on the rope thingy but I still get my chariot rides. Thank goodness. It’s a win win for me!!!😜😜

Oh and Happy Flag Day  Peeps πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾

Shakin’ for Bacon!!!

6-11-16

Dear Diary,

The authorities went somewhere and brought back fresh cured bacon. OMG…The batcave smells glorious. I am literally Shakin for bacon and let me tell you..It was worth the wait.. I ❀️ bacon.. 

Later 

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾

Happy Beleted Birthday!!

6-11-16

Dear Diary, 

I must do a shout out to Aunt Kelly.. It was her birthday yesterday. I did get my struggles in with Aunt Kelly and I hope she had a great day.  Loves her a lots… Sorry I was late..

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰


SLIM JIM’S

6-7-16

Dear Diary,

I read that “Opening a Slim Jim is like peeling a meat banana” Mind you I have never ate a banana🍌🍌 but damn I sure ❀️ these Slim Jim’s. The authorities and I are driveway setting and having an afternoon snack!!! 

Later–

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾🍌🍌🍌

I am done!!!

6-5-16

Dear Diary, 

Sometimes you just have to lay down in the grass…I am done!!! This is what happens to me when The Authorities make me do laundry, meal prep and walk for 30 minutes. Nap time…

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

What is that glorious smell??

6-4-16

Dear Diary,

Saturday morning and the authorities decided to walk. I thought we stopped since we didn’t go yesterday. Oh well~~~when we get to the starting destination I smell this glorious smell. What in the world?? So we did our thing and I kept smelling it. So finally, we drove around and found this glorious smell. It’s a BBQ contest!!! Holy heck!!! It smell so freaking delish… I can’t wait to check it out. But first I must nap after this torturous walk!!!!