Lifestyle change my a$$…


Dear Diary,

This is my breakfast this morning. 2/3 cups of my packet food and some green beans. 2/3 cups not the whole packet… What the hell?!?. The authorities tell me it’s a lifestyle change but I say it’s a nasty four letter word. It’s a DIET… She says it is better for me. I say nay nay!!! I tell her I just need a haircut to get rid of my extra fluff but she says no. Even Papa Jim said that I have gotten “plump”. So I guess I have join this bandwagon of this entire household and start my “lifestyle” change. Wish me luck!!! 

I now must nap and dream of cookies. 

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช


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