Memorial  Day

5-30-16

Dear Diary,

Happy Memorial Day!! Thanks a vet (not the doggie kind) because without a vet, I could not be a Free Range Max aka Mange… Home of free because of these Brave Men, Women and K9’s!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Thank You

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐶🐶🐶

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Hidey Hole

5-23-16

Dear Diary,

I have a new hidey hole. It’s my I need to get away from the Authorities spot. Did you know she arrived home from “work” late and smelling of that Cat from the girls house?!? WTF!!! Did she even go to “work” or did she stay with that Cat all day. I must investigate this issue…

Later~~Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🐱🐱🐱


Saturday morning Adventures

5-21-16

Dear Diary, 

It’s Saturday morning and not even 10 am and I have been very busy supervising the Authorities.

But first let me take a minute to wish Grandma Darlene Happy 74th birthday. I went with the authorities and the girl last night to give her flowers. I miss going to her house and hanging out and eating treats. 

So far this morning, I have supervised the brats being cooked, purchasing of the flowers from my Friend Dave( really it was Alli) but I seen Dave. Getting the onions and cleaning of my big chariot. The one the Authorities take to “work” to earn money for my kibble. Also I seen Danny. He calls me butt nugget. I was so happy to see him, I licked him on his nose. The Authorities say we are going to the girls tonight for dinner with her and some friends. I don’t really care as long as I can sniff out that Cat and be told what a handsome fellow I am. I shall rest and then go find my bow tie. 

Later…

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾

To bury or not?!?!

5-17-16

Dear Diary,

The question of the day…to bury or not?!?!. The authorities bought me this lovely rawhide for Christmas and chew on it sometimes but mostly I like to move it through out the house and leave it in walk way so the others will step on it. I will ponder this for a while and let you know what my decision.

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾⛏⛏⛏

Damn it–She did it again….

5-15-16

Dear Diary, 

Damn it—She did it again. The authorities tricked me into the shower. She said I was stinky. I say I have that wonderful dog smell. So what I am to do after she gives me a shower. I roll around in her bed. That will teach her…… Hope everyone has a great Sunday..

Love the cleaning smelling Mad Max… 🐾🐾🐾🛀🛀🛀

Day 5 of lifestyle change~~

5-12-16

Dear Diary, 

Today is day 5 of lifestyle change. To me it feels like day 500,000. The authorities have taken me on two walkabouts. Today during the walkabout, she was Snap Chatting with the girl and ran into a low slung tree branch… BOL (bark out loud). Well after my supper of 2/3 cup of packet food, green beans and a very small bit of a slim Jim snack Stick and she salad ( you know a promissory note for food to come)– we shared a skinny cow ice cream bar and it was delish. Now off to nap a bit. Later 

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🍦🍦🍦

Lifestyle change my a$$…

5-8-16

Dear Diary,

This is my breakfast this morning. 2/3 cups of my packet food and some green beans. 2/3 cups not the whole packet… What the hell?!?. The authorities tell me it’s a lifestyle change but I say it’s a nasty four letter word. It’s a DIET… She says it is better for me. I say nay nay!!! I tell her I just need a haircut to get rid of my extra fluff but she says no. Even Papa Jim said that I have gotten “plump”. So I guess I have join this bandwagon of this entire household and start my “lifestyle” change. Wish me luck!!! 

I now must nap and dream of cookies. 

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🍪🍪🍪

Hello Mr. Squirrel –

5-7-16

Dear Diary,

Hello Mr Squirrel, It’s Me Mad Max. I was wondering after all these years did I finally catch you?

I am on the highway wondering if I am dreaming. Did I really catch you? Or was you a victim of a drive by?

Hello from the other side. I  am on the right side and you are not!

Got to go. The authorities said that we must leave you in peace!!

Later..

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🐿🐿🐿