WTF!!!

4-29-16

Dear Diary,

WTF is she doing in Aunt Kelly’s chair??? That is my upstairs thorn. I am going to growl at Sophie dog. Oh hell with it. I am just going g to lay here and watch her. The authorities come home in 2 more big sleeps and I will talk to her about this madness.

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾😠☹️😠

Seriously!!!

4-28-16

Dear Diary,

I received this from the authorities this evening . She said she was staying at Heather and Kenny’s. I don’t know these people. In all my 7 years I have not had the opportunity to smell them. And she is staying with them and this- this thing called Lucy. Seriously we will need to have a sit down as soon as she arrives back at the crate in 3 more Big sleeps.

Later

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

What are the creatures?!?!

4-27-16

Dear Diary,

My best friend Kat took me for a ride today after she had to catch me and put the rope thingy on me..Bahahaha—Well we went to the boys house and I discovered these creatures. I am told their names are Hope and Luna. I think their names should be Beef and Jerky… My new treats. 4 more big sleeps till the authorities come home.

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

New BFF!!

4-25-16

Dear Diary,

The authorities is still missing and my best friend Kat is still with me. So she takes me to Sis’s house for our walk with that Sophie thing. I got to chase a goose and wanting to get these big plastic on rope thingy in the sky…I enjoyed  it  so much. When we got back Sophie and I just chilled on the couch. She is my new BFF. By the way there is 6 more big sleeps until the authorities come home. 

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€

7 more sleepsΒ 

4-24-16

Dear Diary,

So the authorities is still missing but my best friend Kat is here. She is doing a great job feeding me my packet food, taking me for rides and walks. Sis even brings that thing names Sohie… We have been getting along great. However, there is 7 more big sleeps till the Authorities come home..

Later-Tired from guarding the house, car rides and walks. 

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸš—πŸš—πŸš—

Hanging with my Best Friend!!

4-22-16

Dear Diary,

My best friend showed up this morning and I have been napping. Now we are off for a ride and a walk. I think I can handle this. 9 more Big Sleeps till momma gets home. 

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ 

  

Bye Bye Momma

4-21-16

Dear Diary,

Bye Bye Momma. I will miss you. It will be 10 big sleeps until I see you again. I will be a good boy for my best friend Kat. I ❀️ you!!! Have fun and be safe!!

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾❀️❀️❀️

  

What in the Sam Hill is that?!?

4-20-16

Dear Diary,

As I said before I was waiting for my best friend Kat to go walking with me and the authorities. Well well well–she shows up with Sis and this thing. I said what in the Sam Hill is that?!? Well Sis said it’s Sophia. I think Sophia’s authority is Sis. I will walk with that Sophia but that Sophia better not come and sleep at my crate while my best friend Kat stays with me while my authorities is gone for 10 big sleeps!! We shall see!!!

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘ŸπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

  

Whoa~~~

4-18-16

Dear Diary,

All I can say is Whoa~~Something is going happening here. The Authorites have clothes, hangers and bags all over the bed. Then she moved them to the tiny couch in the napping room. I am not sure what is happening so I will investigate some more and report back.

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘