The authorities are up and going at 4:00 am. Why I ask? Why? Can’t I just stay under the covers? What is that I smell!!!!!! Packet food!! Sweet baby Jesus… She has my breakfast ready🍲🍲🍲. I am off to eat and then back under the covers. Everyone have a wonderful Wednesday!!!
Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾💤💤💤
Now I know why the authorities took the beast to “work”…Uncle Tim took her “d@mn f&&king small I don’t know how to use the d@amn controls raccoon killing car” to take me to the spa. Let me tell you Uncle Tim was a zero this morning. So when the time came for me to be picked up I was surprised not to see the authorities but instead Uncle Tim!!! He was my Hero!!!! I was so happy to be going home….I am so thankful that I got a bath but most thankful to be at home with 3/4 of the unit…
I must rest now. Spa day makes me tired….
Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🛀🛀🛀💤💤💤
It’s Easter Egg Time🐰!!! I remember one year, I snuck over to the neighbors yard and found these magical colorful things in their yard!! I kinda of put one in my mouth and ran off with it. Well the Authorities was not real happy with me. She chased me until I dropped it. She said that I can not steal Connor’s eggs. Well I don’t know Connor- Connor does not live there (he visits) and its finders keepers. I didn’t keep it😁.. When the authorities and I arrived back from our drive to go see Grandma Darlene, there was the biggest egg I have ever seen waiting for me. It’s too big carry around but that’s ok. Since I found my egg, I get hot dogs… This makes me happy a 🐶 🐶🐶 Mad Max!!!
Happy Easter my peeps! Enjoy your day!!!
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Oh my…The Girl is here… The Girl is here… This makes me so happy!!!! She brought Tuscono’s. I ❤️ their bread. I can’t wait to eat some. It goes well with my packet food. I know this is not normal for her to be here on a Tuesday but I know I won’t see her again till Sunday. She has to adult now since she graduated college… I must try and get some pets from her now!!!
Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾🍞🍞🍞
Well well well. The authorities arrived home from “work” 2 hours count them 2 hours late. Thats 200,000 hours in dog time. Needless to say i was not a happy Mad Max. However, to get back in my good graces, she talked about a chariot ride!!! But before the ride started, Steve Helm stopped by. I have not seen Steve Helm in 2 months (20,000 months in dog years). I wagged my butt and got a pet or 20. Then off for the ride!! It was glorious. My ears flapped in the wind. I sure do love a good jaunt around the neighborhood.
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