Salad–it’s what’s for dinner

3-31-16

Dear Diary,

Salad–it’s what’s for dinner. Really!!! Does the authorities not realize that salad is a promissory note for food to come….where is the rest of the food???? I now must go upstairs and search for food from Uncle Tim and Aunt Kelly…

Later… 

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾🍲🍲🍲

  

The mother lode!!

3-30-16

Dear Diary,

I hit the mother lode of peanut butter.. I got to lick the jar and not the spoon. I sure ❀️❀️❀️ the authorities…I must get something to drink nowπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾

  

It’s too early!!

3-30-16

Dear Diary,

The authorities are up and going at 4:00 am. Why I ask? Why? Can’t I just stay under the covers? What is that I smell!!!!!! Packet food!! Sweet baby Jesus… She has my breakfast ready🍲🍲🍲. I am off to eat and then back under the covers. Everyone have a wonderful Wednesday!!!

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

  

Spa dayπŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ›€

3-28-16

Dear Diary,

Now I know why the authorities took the beast to “work”…Uncle Tim took her “d@mn f&&king small I don’t know how to use the d@amn controls raccoon killing car” to take me to the spa. Let me tell you Uncle Tim was a zero this morning. So when the time came for me to be picked up I was surprised not to see the authorities but instead Uncle Tim!!! He was my Hero!!!!  I was so happy to be going home….I am so thankful that I got a bath but most thankful to be at home with 3/4 of the unit… 

I must rest now. Spa day makes me tired….

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

  

It’s Easter Egg Time

3-27-16

Dear Diary,

It’s Easter Egg Time🐰!!! I remember one year, I snuck over to the neighbors yard and found these magical colorful things in their yard!! I kinda of put one in my mouth and ran off with it. Well the Authorities was not real happy with me. She chased me until I dropped it. She said that I can not steal Connor’s eggs. Well I don’t know Connor- Connor does not live there (he visits) and its finders keepers. I didn’t keep it😁.. When the authorities and I arrived back from our drive to go see Grandma Darlene, there was the biggest egg I have ever seen waiting for me. It’s too big carry around but that’s ok. Since I found my egg, I get hot dogs… This makes me happy a 🐢 🐢🐢 Mad Max!!!

Happy Easter my peeps! Enjoy your day!!!

Love Mad Max🐾🐾🐾🐰🐰🐰🐣🐣🐣

The Girl is here..The Girl is here….

3-22-16

Dear Diary,

Oh my…The Girl is here… The Girl is here… This makes me so happy!!!! She brought Tuscono’s. I ❀️ their bread. I can’t wait to eat some. It goes well with my packet food. I know this is not normal for her to be here  on a Tuesday but I know I won’t see her again till Sunday. She has to adult now since she graduated college… I must try and get some pets from her now!!!

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾🍞🍞🍞

  

The ride

3-21-16

Dear Diary,

Well well well. The authorities arrived home from “work” 2 hours count them 2 hours late. Thats 200,000 hours in dog time. Needless to say i was not a happy Mad Max. However, to get back in my good graces, she talked about a chariot ride!!! But before the ride started, Steve Helm stopped by. I have not seen Steve Helm in 2 months (20,000 months in dog years). I wagged my butt and got a pet or 20. Then off for the ride!! It was glorious. My ears flapped in the wind. I sure do love a good jaunt around the neighborhood. 

Later—

Love Mad Max πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸš—πŸš—πŸš—

  

I caught the Train

3-20-16

Dear Diary,

So the first day of Spring has been good to me. I caught that ever elusive train and it is currently in the front yard. I am not sure about it. It’s taking up space but I did it and that my friends makes me one bad ass Mad Max!!!

Love Mad MaxπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸš‚πŸš‚πŸš‚

  

YummoΒ 

3-18-16

Dear Diary,

Can’t talk. Eating the most delicious chicken noodle soup that The Girl brought to the authorities..

Later…

Love Mad Max 🐾🐾🐾🍲🍲🍲