The Shower


Dear Diary,

She did it again, had me hooked up the rope thingy and I thought walk this early….But no!!!! She put me in the shower. A shower….What in the world?!?!? She said I smelled like a dog. Well of course I smell. I love my MAX Smell. It’s the best smell in the world… But now I smell like Dawn Dish soap!!!! I must go and roll in things to get my MAX Smell back…After my nap!!!! Showers makes me tired!!!!

Love Mad Max



Swimming Hole


Dear Diary,

The authorities hooked me up to the rope thingy this morning and took me for the “walk”!! I was happy because I knew i would walk by my swimming hole. We walked and walked and came upon my swimming hole. I was so happy!!!! But you know what the authorities would only let me get this close to it. She would not let me get in. Something about the water being gross. I am not sure what she is talking about. I just want to swim. Swim in January I must!!!! I will have to ponder this while I nap. But first to have a hot dog snack!!!

Love Mad Max


The Train!!! The Train!!!


The authorities took me to the park to walk and I hear The Train!!!The Train!!! I see the train!! Where is my BFF Kat Wood? I love chasing the train with my BFF!! And wouldn’t you know it, I didn’t catch the darn train again!! Maybe next time I will catch it and maybe Kat Wood will be there!!  ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿš‰

Now it’s nappy time!!๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ




Dear Diary,

The authorities is making fun of my sleeping position. She said I am acting like my sister Princess Remmeegirl. I sure miss her but Grandma Darlene needs her now. I don’t understand why I can’t sleep with my head hanging down the pillow. The authorities sleeps with her face in the pillow and I don’t make fun of her. I do my best pondering this way. 

Off to roam in the yard now. 

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค


Cleaning Day!!!

Dear Diary,

The authorities wants me to help her clean our crate. Does she not realize it’s Saturday and that means unlimited naps and cuddles. I must ponder this why she cleans. I am off to hid the dusting rag that wants me to use. Shaking my head at her!!! 

Later tater!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ 



Resting B*tch Face


Dear Diary,

It’s 9 degrees outside and it snowed (Iโค๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ) I rub my face in it and I โค๏ธ to frolic in it. Back to the story…The authorities decided to give me a bath ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€. What in Sam Hill is she thinking. A bath-seriously…. So this is my resting b*tch face. I have retreated to the upstairs to ponder this situation and plot revenge on the authorities. 

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ


No Powerballย 


Dear Diary,

It’s 4:15 in the morning—Obviously neither set of the authorities won the Powerball last night since Mom authorities is getting ready for “work”. At least I had my morning packet food. Now I must sleep. It’s too early for me!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค


Glorious sunshineย 


Dear Diary,

The authorities and I went for the torturous walk without the rope thingy… It was fine since there was glorious sunshine for January! It made me so happy to run around and sniff to my hearts content. The down side was the authorities singing lol!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ


Repair Man


Dear Diary,

Uncle Tim will not let me stay upstairs because he thinks I may bark or perhaps nibble the repair man. This is my face of disgust. Who does he think I am. I am such a good crate guard. I shall ponder this development in our relationship!!!

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ


Zeus and Butterscotch


Dear Diary,

Oh how I love to just close enough to the neighbor’s yard so Zeus and Butterscotch can see me but can not get me. I just โค๏ธ to listen to that silly little Butterscotch bark at me and he can not get me. Plus I love to rub my face in the tall brown grass.

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