Stalkers Part 2


Dear Diary,

What in the world!?!? I was napping and the paparazzi snapped a photo!! It’s not my best side!!!!   SECURITY SECURITY!!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ



Face Time


Dear Diary, 

I just โค๏ธโค๏ธ Face time!!! I get to talk to the Girl even when she doesn’t visit. But the best part she will be at my crate in an hour or so!!! This makes 4 days in a row!!!!! Got to go get ready for her visit !!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Sunday Nap days


Dear Diary,

This is my favorite spot on Sunday’s. It’s my napping spot in the authorities chair!!!! Hope everyone has a great napping day!!

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค




Dear Diary,

This my judging the authorities face for making me go outside this morning!! BRRR!!! Does she realize she has had all my furs cut off last week!!!! SMH!!! Must go fine warmth with Aunt Kelly now!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ



Dear Diary,

It’s been a ruff week and guess what ??? The authorities brought me a mini cupcake home. I โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ my authority !!!  Now I am in a sugar coma and must nap!!

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค


Dinner Roll thief


Dear Diary,

The Girl brought over a plate of yummy food for the authorities and guess what!!! I snatched a dinner roll…. Bahahahahaha!!! Now I must nap…

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—


Java Java Java


Dear Diary,

Ahhhh!!! The authorities arrived home from “work” and brought me some Starbucks!!!! I am so happy!!!!! Thanks so much authorities!!!

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ


Sweet Freedomย 


Dear Diary, 

The authorities and I went to the park today. I saw the cutest little girl named Cora. She was a nice girl. I must smell her again sometime soon. But the best part was I got to run free while the authorities did the tortuous “walk” thing. I really don’t mind when I have “Sweet Freedom” to do what I want!!!

Now I must sleep from all the fresh air and running around. Peace outโœŒ๐Ÿป๏ธโœŒ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿป

Love Mad Max ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ  



Dear Diary,

It’s a beautiful November afternoon and I am doing my favorite hobby! Stalking the damn moles. They really irritate me. Every once in a while I catch them but more often than not the authorities yell at me to stop digging. She really puts a damper on my hobby. 

Well I better go before she yells too much more!

Love Mad Max๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ